Henry, let's do something soon. Just the two of us ( Read more... )

I'm officially motioning for a vote that we skip Halloween next year. That's my third and not one of them has been pleasant ( Read more... )

The Admiral should aim for a port, soon. Somewhere that we can see the ocean. I guess I'm feeling a little homesick all of a sudden. Besides, I'd love to see how some of the people here might fare on a real ship.

[Private to Rube]

I need to talk to you about the incident with Hannah Logan.

They wouldn't let me into the water park. At first because they kept saying I needed to "go back to my section" -- which we later came to find meant they thought I worked there. And then because they said I needed a bathing suit.

What is a bathing suit?

It's on fire, Giselle, WHY IS YOUR GIFT ON FIRE?